(Sung to the tune of "Bill Bailey")
CHORUS: Rip roar a
tie-tie-ay,
Rip roar a tie-tie-ay,
Rip roar a tie-tie.
Rip roar
a tucky-tucky,
Rip roar a tucky-tucky-aaaay.
I saw Bill Bailey
Out with the ladies
Under a starry sky
Then along came his wife
With a bloody great knife
And she chopped off the end
Of his
tooral-ly-ay, Hey!
Off to the courthouse
He was lumbered
Charged with adultery
But the charge wouldn't stick
For he hadn't
a prick
Cause she chopped off the end
Of his tooral-ly-ay, Hey!