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WARNING Rugby Songs can be Tawdry at least, and sometimes downright rude. 

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DONT FORGET Rugby Songs can be downright rude and tasteless.

If you do not wish to be offended do not download the songs.


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The following 175 songs can be dowloaded and can be printed as song sheets.

001 Barnacle Bill The Sailor
002 Bestiality's Best
003 Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends
004 Bill Bailey
005 Black Velvet Band
006 Boy Meets Girl
007 Brother Johnny
008 Bye, Bye, Blackbird
009 By The Light
010 Cal Drinking Song
011 Can You Walk A Little Way With It In?
012 Cathusalem
013 Cats On The Rooftop
014 Charlotte The Harlot
015 Charlotte The Harlot Lay Dying
016 Christopher Columbo
017 Christopher Robin
018 Clementine
019 Cockles and Mussels
020 Courtin' in The Kitchen
021 Court of The Horny Five Sweetheart Song
022 Daisy
023 Melarkie Sunday School
024 Diamond Lily
025 Did You Ever See
026 Dont Say No
027 Do Yours Hang Low
028 Eskimo Nell
029 Eyes Right
030 Fa La La
031 Fanny Bay
032 Farmer's Daughter
033 Fuck Him
034 Gentlemen Should Please Refrain
035 Glorious Beer
036 Harlequin's Lament
038 He's Dirt Bastard
039 His Father Was A Eunuch
040 Hitler Has Only Got One Ball
041 Hold'Em Down You Zulu Warrior
042 I Don't Know What His Name Is...
043 I Don't Want To Join The Army
044 I Don't Wanna Talk About It
045 If I Were The Marrying Kind
046 I Love My Wife
047 I'm A Gentleman Of Leisure, Of Nobility, And Pleasure
048 I'm Your Mailman
049 Incest Time In Texas
050 In Duluth
051 Inside Those Red Plush Breeches
052 In The Shade Of The Old Apple Tree
053 It's The Same The Whole World Over
054 I Used To Work In Chicago
055 Ivan Scavinsky Scavar
056 Jack And Jill
057 Jesus Saves
058 John Peel
059 Jonestown
060 Knockers
061 Let Me Call You Sweetheart
062 Life Presents A Dismal Picture
063 Lil
064 Dinah Dinah Show us your leg
065 Lupe
066 Lydia Pinkham
067 Maggie May
068 Masturbation
069 Men
070 Miss Milly
071 Monte Carlo
072 Mrs. Murphy
073 My God How The Money Rolls In
074 My Old Man
075 Nelli 'Awkins
076 Nelly Cartwright
077 No Balls At All
078 Old King Cole
079 Once There Was A Servant Girl Whose Name Was Mary Jane
080 O'Reilly's Daughter
081 O Unhappy Bella
082 Poor Little Angeline
083 Pubic Hair
084 Put On Your Bustle
085 Queen Of All The Fairies
086 Red Flag
087 Ring The Bell Verger
088 Rip My Knickers Away
089 Sing us another one do
090 Roll Me Over In The Clover
091 Roller, Roller
092 Roll Your Leg Over
093 Royal Marine
094 Rugby Alma Mater
095 Rule Britannia
096 Sambo Was A Lazy Coon
097 Seven Old Ladies
098 She Went For A Ride In A Morgan
099 Sit On My Face
100 Some Die Of Drinking Water
101 Sonia Snell
102 Stormy Weather, Boys
103 Sunshine Mountain
104 Sweet Violets
105 Swing-Low Sweet Chariot
106 Take Me Out For A Good Ball
107 Team Chant
108 The Alphabet Song
109 The Bachelor's Son
110 Balls To Your Partner
111 The Chastity Belt
112 The Church Song - Ding A Dong
113 The Country Gentleman
114 The Erection Factory
115 The Gang Bang Song
116 The Good Ship Venus
117 The Hairs On Her Dicki Di Do
118 The Harlot of Jerusalem
119 The Hole In The Elephant's Bottom
120 The Keyhole In The Door
121 The Kotex Factory
122 The Lobster
123 The Maid Of The Mountain Glen
124 The Minstrels Sing Of A Bastard King Of Many Long Years Ago
125 The Mole Catcher
126 The Monk Of Great Renown
127 The North Atlantic Squadron
128 The Portions Of The Female
129 The Puppy Song
130 The Rajah Of Astrakhan
131 The Ram Of Derbyshire
132 The Ring Dang Doo
133 The Rugby Tinker
134 There Was A Young Sailor
135 There Was A Priest, The Dirty Beast
136 The S&M Man
137 The Sexual Life Of A Camel
138 These Foolish Things
139 The Street Of A Thousand Arse Holes
140 The Tattooed Lady
141 The Tulagi Song
142 The Virgin Sturgeon
143 The Walrus And The Carpenter
144 The Wild Rover
145 The Wild West Show
146 The Woman Marine Hymn
147 They're Digging Up Dad's Remains
148 Those Old Red Flannel Drawers That Maggie Wore
149 Three German Officers
150 Three Old Whores From Winnipeg
151 The Titanic
152 Trojan Is A Girl's Best Friend
153 Victory Song
154 We Are Warriors
155 When Lady Jane Became A Tart
156 Rhodean School
157 Why Was He Born So Beautiful?
158 Will You Marry Me?
159 Woodpecker Song
160 Working Down The Sewer
161 Yo Ho
162 You're A Grand Old Fag
163 You Expect Me
164 Young Roger Of Kildare
165 Your Spooning Days
166 Abortion
167 All The Nice Girls Love A Candle
168 Alouette
169 Anthony Claire
170 A Rugby Toast
171 As I Was Walking
172 A Song About Turds
173 A Toast To Beer
174 Toast To Madge
175 A ToastTo The Ladies