CHORUS:Young folk, old folk, everybody come
To the Melarkie
Sunday School
And we'll have lots of fun
Bring your sticks of
chewing gum
And sit upon the floor
And we'll tell you Bible
stories
That you've never heard before.
Now Adam was the first
man
So we're led to believe
He walked into the garden
And
bumped right into Eve
There was no one there to show him
But he
quickly found the way
And that's the very reason
Why we're singing
here today.
The Lord said unto Noah
"It's going to rain today"
So Noah built a bloody great Ark
In which to sail away,
The
animals went in two by two
But soon got up to tricks
So, although
they came in two by two
They came out six by six.
Now Moses in
the bullrushes
Was all wrapped up in swathe
Pharaoh's daughter
found him
When she went down there to bathe
She took him back to
Pharaoh
And said, "I found him on the shore"
And Pharaoh winked
his eye and said
"I've heard that one before.
King Solomon and
King David
Lived most immoral lives
Spent their time a-chasing
After other people's wives
The Lord spake unto both of them
And it
worked just like a charm
'Cos Solomon wrote the Proverbs
And David
wrote the Psalms.
Now Samson was an Israelite
And very big
and strong
Delilah was a Philistine
Always doing wrong
They
spent a week together