"CHORUS:Did you ever see,
Did you ever see,
Did you ever
see,
Such a funny thing before.
Oh, I got an Aunty Sissy,
And she's only got one titty,
But it's very long and pointed
And
the nipple's double jointed.
I've got a cousin Daniel,
And
he's got a cockerspaniel,
If you tickled 'im in the middle
He
would lift his leg and piddle.
Oh, I've got a cousin Rupert,
He plays outside center for Newport,
The think so much about him
That they always play without him.
Oh, I've got a cousin Anna,
And she's got a grand piana,
And she ram aram arama,
Till the
neighbors say "God Damn Her."