And all
through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse
Mom
at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard such a
clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what's the matter
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big prick
I knew in a moment
It
must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of
hell
I knew in a moment
As the old fucker fell
He filled
all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my sister I fear
He rose up the chimney
With a thuderous
fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart
He swore and
he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Merry Christmas to all
And to
all a good night!